Blind Man


A Blind Man Went To A Restaurant In A Small Town
Owner Greet Him And Asked: “Menu Sir?
Blind Man: “I’m Blind, Just Bring Me One Of Your Dirty Forks, I Will Smell It & Order.
The Confused Owner Got A Fork.
The Blind Man Smelt The Fork With A Deep Breath And Said: “Yes, I Will Have The Lamb With Seasoned Potatoes And Spring Vegetables.
Unbelievable, What A Talent” Thought The Owner.
The Blind Man Ate And Left.
Two Weeks Later The Blind Man Returned To The Same Restaurant.
The Owner, Wanted To See How Good His Smell Is, Quickly Went To The Kitchen Where His Wife, Lily Was Cooking.
He Said: “Do Me A Favor, Rub This Fork Over Your Privates“, Which She Does !!
He Then Goes To The Blind Man And Gives Him The Fork.
The Blind Man Takes It, Puts It To His Nose And Says,
Blind Man: “Oh Interesting , I Never Knew Lily Works In Here
Tag : Dirty, English
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