| Husband: Arey, Ye Defective Condoms Sofe Pe Kyun Pade Hue Hain??? Wife: Kyaaa...!!!??? Kahan??? Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: Agar Tumne Phir Kabhi Hamare Bachchon Ko 'Defective Condoms' Bolna Nahin Chhoda Toh Mein Tumhari Jaan Le Lungi... Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Sex Kar Raha Tha. Ladka Achanak Bola: Jaanu, You Know... Mujhe AIDS Hai... Girlfriend: KYA? Ladka: Ghabrao Mat... Mein Mazaak Kar Raha Hun, Bas Tumhaari Tight Karni Thi...!!! Kaun Si Biwi Sanskaro Wali Hoti Hai? Pati Daru Pee Ke Ghar Aaye Aur Biwi Puchhe: Ji Pehle Condom Lagaun Yae Khana! Judge Hearing a divorce case. Judge to Husband: Tumhe Divorce Kyun Chahiye? Husband: Judge Saab, I am not satisfied with her on bed. Judge to Wife: Aapko Is Baare Mein Kuch Kehna Hai??? Wife: Sare Mohalle Waale Khush Hain, Sabki Tassali Karwa Deti Hun, Bas Isi Harami Ke Nakhre Khatam Nahin Hote... |
Banta Ki Shaadi Hui Aur Vo Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Manata Hai.
Preeto: Piche Nahi aage Dalte Hain.
Banta: Tuje Kaise pata?
Preeto: Mera dost Mere Aage Se Dalta Tha.
Banta: Chup Kar Mera dost Mere Pichche Dalta Tha.
Pappu: Bhaisaab Ek Condom Dena. Maine Girl Friend Ko Gift Dena Hai.
Dukandar: Is Par Cover Chada Dun Kya?
Santa: Arre Nahin Bhai, Ye Cover Hi Hai, Gift Toh Mere Paas Hai.
A girl was handling Pappu's cock for the first time.
After some time few drops came out, she sked, Ye Kya Hai Pappu???
Pappu: Kuch Nahin, Khushi Ke Aansoo hain...
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Pappu,
Santa-Banta
