Best {Hot} Adult Non Veg Jokes for Whatsapp!


LIC launches a new sexy Policy Jeevan Sambhog 
In partnership with MANFORCE condoms a
nd UNWANTED-72
The new punch line:- 
Thokne ke Saath Bhi, Thokne ke Baad Bhi.

 Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me 
kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.
Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru 
kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, 
Wo behosh ho gaya.
Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya &
 jate hue shishe pe likh gai:
Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!

     Girl: condoms Dena..
Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e
Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, 
taki tere jaisa dusra 
CHUTIYA paida na kare....

Fauji's wife daily sends her 
nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai, 
par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, 
just like at the dinner table ...
Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: 
Honey, would you pass the boobs please??

Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!
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