Hindi Non veg Jokes: अतीत के पन्नों में झाँका
अतीत के पन्नों में झाँका तो ये लगा; आज मेरा स्वार्थ मेरे संस्कारों से भी बड़ा हो गया; बचपन में जिन्हें मैडम जी कह कर पैर छूता था आज फिर से ...
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Funny Student Teacher Adult Hindi Jokes Collection
अध्यापक: हाथ में कितनी उँगलियाँ होती हैं? पप्पू: 6 उंगलिया होती हैं। अध्यापक: भोसड़ी के, तुझे कितनी बार कहा है कि पैंट से हाथ बाहर ...
Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?
Teacher Pappu Se: “ Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa? ” Pappu: “ Main Bada Huun ” Teacher: “ Wo Kese? ” Pappu: “ Dekhiye Mam, Maine Mum...
Difference Between Necessity and Luxury?
Biology Teacher :4 inch is necessary for pregnancy. A girl asked : Madam, what about 9 inch? Teacher : I'm talking about necessity,...
Chhota Kar Ke Batao?
Class Mein Madam Sab Bachhon Se Unke Papa Ka Naam Puchh Rahi Thi, Jab Golu Ki Baari Aayi To Madam Ne Puchha. Madam: “ Apne Papa Ka N...
Letter To Principal
Hello, Haramzade, Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai? Kamino, Students Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai. Upar Se Kutte Paper Checking...
Learn Future Tense By Pappu!
Grammar Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola. Teacher: “ Tota Ne Maina Ko Kiss Kiya, Iska Future Tens Banao? ” Pappu: “ Ji, Ab Tota Maina Ko Cho...
Mujhe Sab Pata Hai
Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte :...
Non Veg Jokes Collection!!
Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ?? Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!...
Little Johnny and His Sister's Vibrator
A Teacher Asks The Class To Name Things That End With ‘ Tor ‘ And That Eat Things The First Little Boy Says: “ Alligator .” Teacher:...
Use The Word Handsome In A Sentence
A English Teacher Asked Nisha In Class. Teacher: “ Use The Word Handsome In A Sentence ” Nisha: “ When I Suck My Boyfriends Dick, My...
What's The Use Of Viagra?
The Lady Teacher Asks The Students What Kind Of Medicines They Know And What They Are Used For. The First Student Said: “ Tylenol .” ...
Chutiya Kaun?
Master Class Mein Bachho Ko Samajha Raha Tha, Master: “ Agar Koi Apni Baat Doosre Ko Na Samjha Sake To Wo Chutiya Hota Hai ” Pappu: ...
Kabir Das Ke Dohe Ka Arth!
Hindi Teacher Class Mein Pappu Se Kabir Das Ji Ke Ek Dohe Ka Arth Batane Ko Kahti Hai, Teacher: “ Kabira Dekh Baden Ko, Laghu Na Deeje...
Dushashan kaun tha?
Madam ne class me pooncha: Dushashan kaun tha? Ladka: Fuddu tha. Madam: kyon? Ladaka: Saaal sadi ko khich raha tha,utha bhi to saka...
Translate This Sentence In Hindi
Madam Ne English Period Mein Munni Se Puchha, Madam: “Translate This Sentence In Hindi – Pappu Gives Me 14 And 15 Rupees” Munni Shar...
Types Of Sex
Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female. A student: Teacher I know few more. Teacher: What? Student: Bedr...
एक पन्त, दुई काज
टीचर :- 'एक पन्त, दुई काज' मुहावरे को वाक्य में प्रयोग करो..? विद्यार्थी : - मुन्सिदास मूतन गए..। मूतन लग गई पाद..।...
Great Answer By Pappu
Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC ? Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A ...
Nayi Teacher
Teacher Class Mein Nayi Nayi Aayi Aur Bachho Ko Pucha Teacher: “ Chalo Bacho Jaldi Batao, Jo Sun Nahi Sakta Use Kya Kahenge? ” Santa: ...
