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Sunny Leone and Sonam kapoor jokes

Sunny Leone To Sonam Kapoor: “Have You Heard That Song Suno Na Sangemarmar?” Sonam: “Yeah, Too Good Song.” Sunny Leone: “Next Two Li...

Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain?

10 Saal Ke Chote Se Bachhe Ne Confuse Hote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha Ladka: “ Daddy, Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain? ” Baap Hairan ...

Lund Ka Mela : Non Veg Hindi Jokes

Girl- Kal sapne mein lund ka Mela deka, Boy- Mera dekha? Girl- Kone mein chota sa latak rha tha, Boy- Mene bhi choot ka mela dekha, Gi...

CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?

  Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U? Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah. Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ...

Main KAR Nahi Paaunga!

              Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle, aap ek baar try karo na!" Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."...

Chinese v/s Arab!

I n A Plane Chinese And Arab Are Talking About Their Wives And Kids. Chinese: “ I’ve 10 Children, 1 More & I’ll Have My Own Footba...

Describing Sex In Sanskrit?

Describing Sex In Sanskrit? Uparam Chumam, Bobam Chusam, Golam Dabam Puchuk Puchuk, Tangam Kholam, Lingam Daalam, Maza Aavam...

Tight Chut!

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha. Santa: “ Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar ” Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse S...

Hindi Non Veg Shayari: हमने तो वफ़ा की थी

हमने तो वफ़ा की थी, पर उसने ही दिल तोडा मेरा; फिर एक दिन उसने मैसेज किया, 'याद आती है क्या?' हमने भी लिख दिया 'लौड़ा मेरा'! ...

Non Veg Shayari: न देख ऐसे आसमान

न देख ऐसे आसमान को इतनी हसरत से, मेरे प्यारे दोस्त; किसी परिन्दे ने मुँह पर हग दिया तो सारी हसरतों की "माँ चुद" जायेगी!

Wah Kya Chest Hai

Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha. Santa Ke padosi ne ye dekha aur uski tariff karte hue bola. Padosi: “ Wah Santa...

Bechari Ladki

Ek Ladki Rote Hue Apne Pita Ji Ke Pass Aayi Aur Boli Ladki: “ Papa, Bhaiya Ne Aapko Gaali Di, Betichod ” Baap Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse S...

Height Of Disappointment!!

Height Of Disappointment For Husbands Husband Enter In A Medical Store To Buy Condoms On Weekend And Receives SMS From Wife “ Ghar A...

Call Girl VS Wife, True Comparison!

William Sexfear’s Case Study On Wedding Decisions Average Marital Life –  30 Yrs Cost: Marriage Expenses –  Rs. 2,00,000 Monthly ...
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