Ek Pathan Ki Gaand Mein Dard Ho Raha Tha Wo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya…
Doctor: “Meri Gaand Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai”
Doctor: “Theek Hai Main Teri Gaand Mein Haath Ghusaata Hu, Batana Dard Kahan Ho Raha Hai”
Pathan: “Haan Andar Aur Andar Aur Aur Andar, Aur Haan Bas Yahi Pe Ho Raha Hain”
Doctor: “Saale Gandu Tere Gale Mein Tonsil Hain“