Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.
Wah wah,
Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.
Ghar me 3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai.
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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?
WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai.
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Classic insult..
.
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??
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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.
