Hahahahahahahahahaha!!


Shazada Saleem:- Anarkali hum tumhari Phuddi Lena chahte hain.


Anar Kali:- Shahzada Hazur itni Bari cheez maang li aap nae

Shahzada Saleem:- ohhhhh agar itni bari hae to rehne he do.

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Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"


Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"


Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a

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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat mainchala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar 

khob mara. Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur


bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata

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Girl's Father: main nahi chata k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare.


Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.
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