Shazada Saleem:- Anarkali hum tumhari Phuddi Lena chahte hain.
Anar Kali:- Shahzada Hazur itni Bari cheez maang li aap nae
Shahzada Saleem:- ohhhhh agar itni bari hae to rehne he do.
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Old Man-"putar ander se mere daant le aa"
Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a
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Ek admi chupkay se jahanum se nikala aur jannat mainchala gaya. Frishtay ne pakar kar
khob mara. Maar khanay k baad admi utha, kapray jharray aur
bola: Tumhari in he harkaton ki wajha se koi jannat main nahi ata
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Girl's Father: main nahi chata k meri beti apni pori zindagi ek gadhay k saath guzare.
Boy Friend: bas isiliye main usay yahan se lay jane aya hoon.