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'Alok Nath'
Wife: Make me wet.
Alok Nath Pour gangajal on her
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'Cricket Crazy Sid'
Sidharth was Masturbating and his wife came....Wife: Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Sidharth: Kalaaiyon Ka Behatarin Upyog.
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'Jeans'
Badi Behen Honeymoon Pe Gayi.Choti Ne SMS Kiya : Didi Jo Jeans Di Thi Vo Jarur Pehenana.
Didi's Reply: Tujhe Jeans Ki Padi Hai, Is Tharki Ne 4 Din Se Underwaer Tak Toh Pehnane Nahin Di.
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'Dress Rehearsal'
*** Hindi Non Veg Jokes ***Ek N*gro husband Apni Indian wife Ko Kehta Hai: Today is our fancy dress competition, get me one costume... Wife goes and brings a Santa Claus dress.
N*gro: You fool, have you ever seen a bl*ck Santa??? Then wife goes and brings a Snow Man's costume.
N*gro: You idiot, have you ever seen a bl*ck Snow man?? Then wife goes again angrily and brings a wooden rod, inserts it in the a**hole of her husband & says: Ye LE, 'CHOCO-BAR Ban Ja Bhutni Ke!!!!
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'Naughty Girl'
Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch Rahe Thee???
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'Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani'
Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ki Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai.
Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua...
Film Ka Naam Tha - Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani. Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani Ka Mazaa Lijiye, Din Mein Caar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 Se 9 Aur Raat Ko 9 Se 12...!!!
Aage Ka 30 Rupiya, Aur Peechhe Ka 60 Rupiya...!!
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'Suhagrat'
Apni Suhagrat Ko Pati Achhe Tarike Se S*x Nahi Kar Paya.
Subha Dulhe Ki Maa Ne Bahurani Se Puchha: Bahu, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?
Bahu Udasi Se: Maa Ji Kya Batau, Grah Parvesh Toh 2 Baar Hua, Par Grah Shanti Nahi Ho Paayi.
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